Animal Shorts

A house in Rhode Island is a white elephant due to high vulture traffic. Personally I don't know what they're complaining about. Here at the Netherworld Hotel where I live, we're always getting buzzed by wyverns! Vultures aren't so bad unless someone dies on your lawn. Then you have all sorts of vulture poop to clean up.

I couldn't find a picture of Zoey proper, but I imagine she looks something like this.

In Masonville, Colorado a chihuahua named Zoey saved her human's one year old grandson from a rattlesnake. Zoey got bitten and at first she wasn't expected to live, but she surprised everybody. Good girl! Give Zoey some Snausages!

I got some Snausages for my dogs. I wasn't surprised when Wolfie and Soggy ate them. Nor was I surprised when the other members of Death Cheese decided to join them.